Warning

Attention America

A scourge is sweeping Europe and will soon make its way to the shores of America. Hide your children and lock your doors. Harem pants, otherwise known as MC Hammer pants, are making a comeback. I have seen everyone wearing these atrocities from grandmothers to teenagers. Even two year olds aren’t immune from this epidemic. Parents across Europe are torturing their children with these pants. Word to the wise – if you wear this style you look like you have a giant dump in your pants. Do not fall prey to this tragic attempt at fashion even if it’s touted as a cool new European style. It didn’t look good in the early 90’s and it doesn’t look good now. Just don’t do it.